Can You Understand English?

There is a lot of talk about making English the officialwindow?This whole Amish style of speaking made
language of the USA. That would stop the need tome think about the English language and some of the
spend so much money printing out things like driversodd ways in which we describe things in different
license, tax, voter registration and other official formsparts of the USA. Like all Americans born here, I
in so many languages. If people come here, they willguess I have been short with those who come to
simply have to learn English. However, is it really thatAmerica from somewhere else and have trouble
simple? English is anything but a virgin language. It haslearning our language. I mean, how many times should
roots in the tongues of many nations and one wordI have to say 'BIG MAC' at McDonalds to actually get
can mean many things. If you travel around our greatone? It's frustrating, but imagine how people who
nation, you will discover some extreme examples ofcome from other places feel when confronted with
that fact.Several years ago, I visited PennsylvaniaEnglish?After doing a little research I discovered
Dutch Country with my family. Most people havesome reasons that the English language is confusing
read about the Amish people, but it's something youto those who speak other tongues. The main
have to see for yourself to believe. They first cameproblem seems to be that one word simply has too
to North America to escape religious and politicalmany meanings. Let's take the word love for
persecution in Holland and the Netherlands. Most live inexample. A child says, "I love you, Mommy," and
Pennsylvania, some in Ohio and Indiana and a fewtends to mean I need you and miss the comforting
have established closed communities in Canada.Thefeeling I get when I don't see you. A baseball fan
religious life of the Amish tends to dominate all theysays, "I love that team!" They mean that they are a
do. While they appreciate the freedom that Americafan of that team. To go further, their commitment
offers them, they want none of what they considerto the team may vary. Do they attend every game?
our vices. Most of the traditional Amish people refuseFollow their team on the road? Have box seats?
the use of electricity and modern conveniences likeHow much do they really "love" that team?A man
telephones, cars and machine driven farm equipment.says to a woman, "I love you." Does he mean for
The majority are Farmers who use horse drawnnow, for the moment, until someone he thinks is
carts for their transportation and horses for plowing,better comes along? The old Stephen Stills song,
pulling wagons and other heavy work.The mostLove The One You're With illustrates one example of
amazing sight you can see in Pennsylvania Dutchwhat love can mean to a person. It seems that the
Country is an Amish barn raising. The entiremeaning of the word love can be very different for
community gets together when someone needs aa man then it is for a woman.For men love often
new barn and builds the bulk of it in just one day!means sex. While a man might say "I love you" and
The men construct the barn while the women cookmean I like the way you look and want to have sex
and provide refreshment. I guess that when it comeswith you, a women might say "I love you" and mean
to the Amish, it takes a village to raise athat she finds the man attractive in many ways and
barn!Because they consider waging war a sin, thesex is merely the ultimate expression of all else that
Amish are generally classified as Conscientiousshe feels. I believe that women, in contrast to men,
Objectors with Selective Service. They have theircan have a greater depth to their feelings for
own schools and churches and teach that beinganother person. Is this because they tend to be
self-sufficient is vital. They do use banks, save amore emotional to begin with?I have noticed that
great deal of the money they earn from farming forwomen tend to have friendships and associations
the future, give ten percent of their worth to thethat are deeper then those enjoyed by men. While
church and refuse to participate in the Social Securitywomen will probably share their most intimate
program. The Bible says to make no image of anythoughts and feelings with a close friend or associate,
thing on the earth or in heaven. You will not see anymen will not. They will generally talk about business,
religious statues in their churches. They do not usesex, politics or sports. No wonder people trying to
cameras of any type and the Amish dislike havinglearn English get confused. It seems that Americans
tourists take their picture.Sometimes it is hard forsimply cannot say what they mean, mean what they
tourists to resist the temptation to photograph thesesay or even agree on what they mean!The Clinton
unusual people because they look so quaint. Thescandals of the 1990s illustrated the problem with
Amish dress in what might be described as very plainEnglish. When President Clinton spoke of sex, he
clothing. The men wear dark pants with suspenders,meant intercourse between two people. Others
light shirts, a wide brimmed hat and a dress coat forargue that intimate bodily contact of any kind is also
special affairs or cold weather. Most have beards andsex. Surveys at the time tended to show that most
stop shaving when they are engaged or marry. Themen agreed with the President's definition, but didn't
women wear dresses, no pants, and most will neversupport him. Most women did not agree with the
cut or trim their hair. None of the Amish wears jeans,definition, but supported him! Others say that what
anything with a design on it or buttons. They usethe president did with Monica Lewinsky was merely
hooks and eyes on their clothes because of apetting. Imagine a first day English student from a
tradition that says their persecutors in Holland woreforeign country listening to a man say, "I love my
large buttons on their coats as a sign of pride. Mostdog, I pet her everyday." Later the same man says,
wear large dark colored shoes and none wear"I love my wife. I pet her every chance that I
sneakers or dressy footwear.The Amish speak theirget!"As an experienced Speaker, I have had the
own language that has been described byopportunity to travel all over the USA and Canada.
dialectologists as an old form of Dutch mixed withWhenever possible, my wife and children joined me
German and some Old English. It is their attempt toduring summer months. It was on these trips that we
speak modern English that really gets your attention!first realized how words that people use could mean
If I were outside our house and needed my wife tovery different things depending on where you live in
give me a diaper for the baby I might say, "Honey,the United States. We all feel the call of nature, for
throw a diaper out the window. I need one for theexample, but not all of us go to the same place. On
baby." However, the Amish would say, "Father,more then a few occasions, my wife and kids had to
please throw the baby out of the window a diaper."come and ask me where the facilities were and
Yikes! Maybe that's where Michael Jackson got thewhich door they should use.In much of the Northeast
idea of dangling his kid out of the window. I guesswhere I am originally from, we go to the Bathroom.
we're all lucky that's all he decided to dangle out the