Saving the Planet

I remember the Santa Barbara oil spill. It was 1968 orMaine. He was a boy during World War II, and he
so and I had just moved to Los Angeles. Antold me that in 1940 the beaches of Maine were
offshore oil rig was losing oil into the Pacific and theawash with crude oil that was released when German
news was flooded with pictures of spoiled beachesU-Boats torpedoed merchant ships off the Atlantic
and gummy gulls. It was sad and tragic at the sameCoast. Have none of these environmentally
time.concerned people ever heard of World War II?
Thanks to that spill and a few subsequent events,Maybe not. Let's talk briefly about the war at sea.
the United States has curtailed offshore drilling alongIn both the Atlantic and the Pacific, hundreds, maybe
the Pacific Coast and elsewhere. Because of aneven thousands, of ships were sunk during the six
accident 40 years ago, today we are paying overyears that the war lasted. Merchant ships, especially
$4.00 per gallon of gasoline...as if technology has notoil tankers, were favorite targets of German and
been developed that could prevent a recurrence ofAmerican submarines. Warships of all kinds were
the same thing 40 years after the fact.targets of submarines, surface ships, and dive
Nobody wants to see oil spills. Not democrats, notbombers. From September 1939 until August 1945,
Republicans. I certainly don't. I enjoy visiting a pristineships went down just about every day. And what
beach and watching the sea life and waterfowl livingwere those ships carrying? Regardless of the ship
in happy health. But where did we come up with thistype, purpose, or cargo, they all had one thing in
idea that an oil spill is the end of civilization?common -- fuel oil.
When the Exxon Valdez dumped its black, liquidExcept for submarines, which generally ran on diesel,
cargo into Prince Edward Sound in 1989, thethe vast majority of these ships used crude oil as
environmental-conscious went into hysteria. Millionsfuel. When these ships were sunk, that oil was
were spent on cleanup, and even more millions onreleased into the ocean. (At Pearl Harbor, Hawaii,
anti-capitalist propaganda. Capt. Joseph Hazelwoodeven today, one can still see oil floating to the
became the most hated man on the planet, evensurface around the wreck of the USS Arizona.) I
slandered in the forgettable Kevin Costner moviehave no idea how much oil was released, but it would
Waterworld. Predictions of environmental doomhave been many thousands of tons. Exxon Valdez, a
ricocheted across the airwaves; environmentalsupertanker, spilled nearly 11 million gallons, and
science expert Ted Danson (taking a break from hiseverybody panicked. Eleven million gallons wouldn't
bartending) was quoted as publicly predicting that weeven have been noticed had anyone been keeping
had only about ten years left before all life on earthtrack of crude oil spilled in World War II.
would end. (The end came in 2002, but I'm sure youAnd the planet survived. If the ocean can handle all
remember when the world ended.)those thousands of tons of crude oil, it can handle 11
As if the planet's ecology isn't robust enough tomillion gallons. It can also handle an accidental spill
dispose of a few million gallons of crude oil!from an offshore oil rig. The planet is not in danger
I think most of these people mean well, but most ofof extinction any time soon, even though Nancy
them simply don't know what they are talking about,Pelosi says she is trying to save it by blocking
and the vast majority don't use what brains theyoffshore drilling.
have. In 1975 I talked to a man who grew up in