| An amusing look at eco-posers. They can be spotted | | | | diamond earrings. They're on both the mailing list for |
| swigging from a 32 oz 'Smart Water' bottle, while | | | | Greenpeace and the Victoria's Secret catalog. |
| walking a dog bred in a cage in Kansas by a guy who | | | | They purchase carbon offsets, drive a Bentley, eat |
| dumps animal crap in the stream behind his shed. | | | | only the finest steaks, burn 50,000 kilowatts a day in |
| They fervently support alternative energy but don't | | | | their 5 homes, support solar power but think the |
| want that wind turbine obscuring the view from their | | | | panels look 'icky' on the Spanish villa they bought |
| ocean-front estate. | | | | from that poor farmer in Mexico. |
| They just had solar panels installed on the 'weekend' | | | | As a presidential candidate, they make 12 speeches |
| house but leave the engine running on the Range | | | | in support of alternative energy subsidies while flying |
| Rover when they 'pop' into Starbucks for that latte. | | | | to 7 states in 24 hours on 6 different private jets, |
| They fly thousands of miles to Hawaii and Bali for | | | | accompanied by a 63-person entourage that |
| global warming conferences on their private jet and | | | | caravans from speech to speech in a fleet of 15 |
| cruise around paradise in a limo. They wear organic | | | | overstuffed Escalades. |
| cotton "save the whales" t-shirt under a Prada | | | | They write an eco friendly column, but refuse to fix |
| jacket, and accessorize with a stunning pair of 'blood' | | | | that dripping faucet in their bathroom. |