Why Save The Environment? Just Buy Another One

An amusing look at eco-posers. They can be spotteddiamond earrings. They're on both the mailing list for
swigging from a 32 oz 'Smart Water' bottle, whileGreenpeace and the Victoria's Secret catalog.
walking a dog bred in a cage in Kansas by a guy whoThey purchase carbon offsets, drive a Bentley, eat
dumps animal crap in the stream behind his shed.only the finest steaks, burn 50,000 kilowatts a day in
They fervently support alternative energy but don'ttheir 5 homes, support solar power but think the
want that wind turbine obscuring the view from theirpanels look 'icky' on the Spanish villa they bought
ocean-front estate.from that poor farmer in Mexico.
They just had solar panels installed on the 'weekend'As a presidential candidate, they make 12 speeches
house but leave the engine running on the Rangein support of alternative energy subsidies while flying
Rover when they 'pop' into Starbucks for that latte.to 7 states in 24 hours on 6 different private jets,
They fly thousands of miles to Hawaii and Bali foraccompanied by a 63-person entourage that
global warming conferences on their private jet andcaravans from speech to speech in a fleet of 15
cruise around paradise in a limo. They wear organicoverstuffed Escalades.
cotton "save the whales" t-shirt under a PradaThey write an eco friendly column, but refuse to fix
jacket, and accessorize with a stunning pair of 'blood'that dripping faucet in their bathroom.