God Against Us: Alien Spaceman Jesus, the World Trade Center Attack and More

GOD AGAINST US: ALIEN SPACEMAN JESUS, THEtold him this is impossible. A not very bright academic
THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ATTACK AND MOREin SIMON (1979) is prevailed upon to impersonate a
Alvin Millerspaceman. After a period of rigorous mental
(1986)brainwashing and physical conditioning, Simon comes
My second, newest article:to believe that he actually is an alien. He uses
At my site: TABLE OF CONTENTSequipment that interrupts regular television
PREFACEbroadcasts when he periodically wants to deliver
CHAPTER ONE: A PLAUSIBLE TIMETABLEmessages. Similarly, in RIDERS OF THE STORM
CHAPTER TWO: A FIRST LOOK AT NORMAN O.(1986), riders on a bomber interrupt TV broadcasts.
BROWNWoody Allen's ZELIG (1984) features a schizophrenic
CHAPTER THREE: THE MEDIA MESSIAH, ORchameleon who supposedly hobnobbed with the
LOOKING FOR JESUS ONleading political figures of the thirties. In the PURPLE
TVROSE OF CAIRO (1985), also by Woody Allen, a
CHAPTER FOUR: THE MESSIAH RETURNSlarger than life hero steps out of the screen in a
APPENDIX: THE SECRET RAPTUREmovie theater and into the squalid life of a New
BIBLIOGRAPHYJersey housewife. CREATOR (1985) has a loony
FILM LIST BY DATEcollege professor who is attempting to resurrect his
FILM LISTdead wife. The students he recruits for the project
FILM SERIALSare lectured on the Big Picture.
PREFACENumerous other films with similar themes are listed in
What do you call a crazy spaceman? - - An Astronut.the bibliography, but, due to space limitations, I won't
What follows is a nearly word for word online versiongive further examples here. Men play god in the
of my ©1986 booklet WEIRDmovies, but do they in real life? I point to such
ESCHATOLOGY: AN ALTERNATIVE VIEW OF THEresearch as genetic engineering, or the 'star wars'
SECOND COMING (ISBN 0-9616435-0-1; Library ofproject (laser weapons, beam projectors, etc.) These
Congress Call Number BT823.M55 1986). By the timedevices were first predicted in science fiction, but
you finish this, you may conclude that this particularalways accompanied by warnings we conveniently
peculiar interpretation of the Book of Revelationignored that to develop them would be to court
should be relegated to the teachings ofdisaster. Further, I will shortly point out that while
self-appointed cranks, crackpots, prophets of doomthese films depict physical devices, such actual
and various other assorted fanatics. But perhaps,equipment is unnecessary to produce the effects
even so, your own view may be clarified when youdepicted.
read this. The first chapter deals with theology andAs for the entertainment industry, we pour multiple
may be slightly dull, but fasten your seatbelt, as I willbillions into it year in and year out. For what we pay
get more and more weird ahead (in terms of anywe get back entertainment, but additionally, we also
interpretation you have seen before). Note that Iget back social engineering that we didn't necessarily
make use of mostly unobtainable texts and obscureask for. I am by no means suggesting a conscious
films. Lack of access to these sources should notconspiracy or deliberate plot by Hollywood. The
impede your understanding of what follows. Also, tofundamental problem is again expressed by McLuhan
emphasize the ostensibly momentous issues I am- the medium is the message. In other words,
dealing with here, I capitalize the subject phrases Iinherent in the nature of the images produced by the
discuss.media is a latent potential for subversion and
CHAPTER ONEultimately destruction.
A PLAUSIBLE TIMETABLEFrom this point to the end of the chapter, I will again
Are you a Christian? Do you believe in the Secondtake up the list with which I began this chapter. Upon
Coming at some future date? Is it legitimate tocompleting the listing, I said each term was related to
construct timetables for these future events?the term Mass Psychosis. I now claim we have
Rhetorical questions such as these right off the batalready had several actual episodes. The first, in late
may well put you off. A major difficulty is that noAugust 1973, lasted nearly two weeks. It occurred
consensus as to when and in what sequence theseduring the Watergate period and was done primarily
predicted events must take place. This topic hasby the 'hippies'. The April 1983 event occurred during
always been a particular source of schism andthe time of the American embassy bombing in
polemic. I will be proposing specific dates asLebanon. The October 1983 event occurred during
numerous have in each generation before me. And asthe time of the Marine barracks bombing in Lebanon.
many have been before me, I can be refuted by theThe most recent event was the broadcast made
mere passage of time.while the Tower of Babel 9-11 attack (World Trade
The majority view espoused by most evangelicals isCenter) was simultaneously taking place. These
pretribulational premillennalism, which I only partiallybroadcasts lasted only a day or so each and were
agree with. I will point out that part of this view is indone by a remnant handful of people.
fact based on a historical novelty that only tracesWhat is the Invisible Rain like when it is falling? A
back to the nineteenth century. What I mean here isperson walking down the street may stop for a
that in terms of the glacially slow movement ofsecond, look around quizzically (what the #$*!),
theology (remember that the canon was finalizedperhaps sniff the air, and then continue on. You've
some two thousand years ago), the majority view islived through it - you tell me what it's like.
a relatively recent innovation.A few comments to wrap up the chapter. These
I prefer a distinctly minority position, which would beevents should not be referred to as a Flood, because
called multiple-rapture postmillennialism. Theof God's promise in Genesis that there would be no
postmillennial position holds that many of themore Flood. The New Testament imagery is always
predictions made in the New Testament, includingfire. I hold Margaret MacDonald's Secret Rapture
those of the Olivet Discourse (Matt. 24, Mk 13, Lukeinnovation of the nineteenth century correct, since
21), were accomplished in the early Christian era, andwe now have hindsight on these (multiple) events.
their past fulfillment limit's the future events to beThere may or may not be more before the Messiah
expected. There exists one school, represented by,returns. After all, no one can predict the weather.
for example, Max King and Timothy James, which CHAPTER FOUR
holds that each and every prophecy of the entireTHE MESSIAH RETURNS
New Testament was accomplished during the earlyI'll begin with another list:
Church age. However, I feel this view neglectsTHE SPACE COWBOY THE SKY MARSHAL OF THE
proper consideration of the Book of Revelation.UNIVERSE SKY KING KING OF THE ROCKET MEN
Postmillennialism is also sometimes referred to asSTARMAN THE LOST PLANET AIRMAN THE MAN
preterism, which implies that the text is allowed toFROM INNER SPACE THE MORON FROM OUTER
speak without exegesis. Thus, when JesusSPACE THE DIVINE IDIOT THE MAN WITH A
repeatedly predicts the Kingdom within a generation,THOUSAND FACES THE MIRROR MAN THE
I do not write off the statement as a mistake orINVISIBLE MAN THE THIN MAN THE OMEGA MAN
excess of enthusiasm. Instead, I draw up a timetableTHE MYSTERY MAN THE MAN WITH THE POWER
that shows the Kingdom beginning a generation afterTHE MAN WITH THE POISON MIND THE MEDICINE
the Crucifixion. Then, when John of Patmos says theMAN THE RAINMAKER THE FERTILITY KING
Millennium starts at this date of the beginning of theWILD-EYED CHAMELEON THE JOKER THE
Kingdom, I duly go to my chart (at the end of thisDEMOLITION MAN BIG BROTHER
chapter) and set the Thousand Year Clock ticking.Let me ask a few rhetorical questions. Are we
There was in fact a specific date a generation afterperhaps involved in a real life version of the children's
the Crucifixion - the pivotal date of A.D. 70. This wasgame King of the Mountain in order to pick out the
the historical date of the Fall of Jerusalem, which isMessiah? Consider the paranoid schizophrenic with
not a particularly prominent date in more mainstreamdelusions of grandeur or possibly what is diagnosed
discussions. This is the date of the First Resurrectionas a messianic complex. What has this to do with the
in the terminology of John of Patmos that begins theMessiah? Am I suggesting the Messiah will be merely
Millennium.a madman? Let me define a fairy or Peter Pan. A
What happened in A.D. 70? After a lengthy siege byfairy is chronologically and physiologically an adult but
the Roman legions, Jerusalem was ransacked andhas refused to assume an adult identity (ego) and
leveled. To the secular eye, as detailed by Josephushas refused to take on adult responsibility. A fairy
in THE JEWISH WAR in gory detail, the scene wasmore or less never outgrows the omniscience,
one of mass destruction in which not even theomnipotence and sense of wonder possessed by the
Temple was spared. But to the spiritual eye, asinfant, and inhabits fantasy mental worlds in
Russell's PAROUSIA demonstrated more than apreference to the real world. Again, I ask, what has
century ago, these events were the fulfillment of thethis to do with the Messiah?
Olivet Discourse and the return of Jesus and HisI took a brief look in the preceding chapter at some
conquering armies in the clouds to inaugurate theof what I felt were candidate messiahs being put
spiritual reign with the saints and martyrs. Otherforward by the movie industry. I wonder if we might
sources listed in the bibliography including Chilton'sbe getting practice for recognizing the actual Messiah
PARADISE RESTORED espouse this view. Chiltonwhen He returns. I feel such practice may well be a
nominated Jerusalem as the Whore of Babylon andgood idea, since; for one thing, the Messiah won't be
Rome as the Beast. (Note added 2006: In my 1986riding the White Horse this time (that was done in
Timetable I followed Chilton. I have since reversedA.D. 70). Neither do I expect to see a flying saucer
my opinion. I now see Rome as the Whore anddescending from the skies to a world capital.
Jerusalem as the Beast.)I suspect it will be an Incarnation in the manner that
I need to stop for a moment to consider theoccurred at Bethlehem. At that time, only the Wise
question of the dating of the Book of Revelation.Men and a handful of others could discern the
The presently accepted date for the appearance ofMessiah. One dictionary definition of blasphemy is for
the Book of Revelation is A.D. 95. If this is thea mortal to name himself a god. I feel there could
correct date, the fulfillment of the predictions madewell be an early period when the Chosen One is
so far would be merely a matter of hindsight. Iaccused as a blasphemer or the Antichrist. A
recommend John A. T. Robinson's examination of thisconsiderable period of time may elapse before He is
question in REDATING THE NEW TESTAMENT.acclaimed Lord of lords and King of kings.
Robinson cites extensive internal and externalAt any rate, once the Messiah is actually recognized,
evidence for moving the date of the Book ofit will then become a situation of "when the saints go
Revelation back to the A.D. 70 timeframe. Further, hemarching in". In whichever country He first appears,
traces the standard A.D. 95 view back to a singlethe Messiah and a motley crew of followers will walk
source. This source is a statement by Irenaeus thatinto the capital city and take power. You say you
the Apocalypse first appeared "toward the end ofwant to be in that number? I suggest you think
Domitian's reign." This statement is ambiguous andcarefully about it. To the secular eye this will be a
may even be merely mistaken. Other sources listed inFool's Parade or Goon Squad made up of Snake
the bibliography (including Chilton and James) acceptPeople (Marching Morons) - the actual 'meek' who will
an earlier date.then inherit the earth. I repeat - do you want to be
The Book of Revelation represents a significantin that number?
amplification of the preceding Gospels and Epistles.How, you may object, will a mere handful of such
Here the concept of the Millennium is introduced forpeople be able to take over a major capital city? The
the first and only time. The timetable presented bycontext is important here. We are dealing at this
John of Patmos extends forward to the futurepoint in time with a nation under siege internally and
Judgment Day and the establishment of the Newexternally, soon to fall. Numerous other portentous
Jerusalem, thereby completing the New Testamentdire events will be occurring simultaneously that will
Canon.dilute the significance of the central event. The World
Turning to the time period of the Millennium, lastingTrade Center attack, 9-11, was just the inaugural
approximately from A.D. 70 to A.D. 1070, the startingevent of a coming series of catastrophes. We are on
point was the spiritual event, the Parousia, as detailedan accelerating descending slope. God is against us
by Russell and Chilton. But secular historians lookingnow for our Godless Wicked ways. This will be
back at this time period as a whole have labeled itconfirmed by the disasters coming ahead predicted
the Dark Ages. More recently this verdict has beenhere.
tempered by the demonstration of the developmentInitially the Messiah will assume actual secular political
and technical progress that occurred in the Middle andpower in order to obtain the objective of reinstating
Far East during these years. But it does remain truetheocracy - an archaic form of government long
that for Western Civilization, primarily Westernabandoned and forgotten by Western nations.
Europe for these years, these were times ofLooking again with secular eyes, whether considered
unprecedented barbarism and ignorance. During thesefrom the political left or from the political right, the
times the blood of countless martyrs was spilled ingovernment will be a de facto fascist government -
belatedly laying down the Roman Empire andno matter what label is ostensibly applied to it. To
establishing the Church. Violence was the order ofprovide an example of the type of events that will
the day and sugarcoating or rose-colored glasses arebe taking place, if, and I cannot overemphasize the
unnecessary. The First Resurrection was an event ofhypothetical, if this occurs in Washington, DC, the
mass destruction and the Kingdom or Millennium wasConstitution and the Bill of Rights will be abolished and
an era of barbarism. In other words, it is not anboth Houses of Congress dissolved. I find this idea
accident or coincidence that the fulfillment of theunpalatable, and I feel none of the sources I have
prophecies was apocalyptic. Instead, there is anmentioned would find this palatable, nor would you. I
important principle to remember here, since I willdo not believe these events will occur in the actual
point out that Judgment Day will also be massJerusalem, but, as I have indicated, one of the major
destruction and the New Jerusalem to follow willWestern capitals, which will then become a platform
appear to secular eyes again be relative barbarism. Ifor world domination.
will take up these thoughts again in later chapters.W. Reich in the forties prior to even the advent of
Why didn't Judgment Day begin about A.D.1070 withnational TV took a look at popular culture in THE
the end of the Millennium? Historically, many of theMURDER OF CHRIST. He was acutely aware of the
people living then did expect to see the Messiahpossibility of fascism, having had direct experience
return. I answer instead that this was the date whenwith the mass movements of the twentieth century
Satan was unbound for his season. Here I partof both the left and the right. What would be his
company with many of the sources listed in theverdict now, some sixty years later? Many science
bibliography. They prefer to see the Millennium as anfiction films have dramatized a fascist takeover. Are
indeterminate period extending potentially thousandsthey a prototype for future real events?
of years with Satan loosed for his season onlyThe evolutionary stages the government will undergo
shortly prior to the Second Coming. They see thecan be expressed in the Marxist schemata. The first
Church still in the Millennial period expanding andphase corresponds to the dictatorship of the
consolidating its gains to ultimately convert the entireproletariat (rule by the meek). Then begins the
world immediately prior to the Advent. On thetransition period to the withering away of the state
contrary, I hold that John of Patmos really meant aand the classless society or New Jerusalem.
time period of approximately one thousand years,Theologians have previously published outlines of the
and that Satan has been at work sowing his evil. Ianalogies between Marxist mythology and Christian
admit that the season has now lasted nearly aeschatology. And the return of the Messiah will
thousand years in its own right. One consolation isactually fulfill Marx's predictions, as well as those of
that this extended period is finally about to come toJohn of Patmos simultaneously. During the transition
a close. Satan has been quite busy from my point ofperiod, it will be a matter of being forced to do
view during the last centuries. Examples of hiswithout various items we now take for granted. The
infamous work would be such events as theentire entertainment industry will be dispensed with -
Renaissance, the Reformation, thetelevision broadcasts, movies, rock music, etc. Much
Counter-Reformation, the Inquisition, theof the high technology of the West will be
Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution on down toabandoned. We will cease constructing aircraft,
the contemporary horrific mass movements. I couldrockets and probably even automobiles (do only
be accused of being a feudalist or an obscurantistangels have wings?) This will be accomplished with
here. However, I do not look back to the Kingdomonly a minimum of objection because the Messiah will
so much as forward to the approaching Newrule with a Rod of Iron as the Book of Revelation
Jerusalem. At this point in time I feel we are reachingpredicts. He will be a combination Joe Stalin, Jim
the low point of the curve descending to Hell,Jones, Adolph Hitler and Ayatollah Khomeni rolled into
immediately prior to the Messiah's return.one. Amos in the Old Testament correctly prophecied
Thus, I teach hellfire and damnation, as do most ofthe gnashing of teeth and tribulation that would come
the right wing evangelists who hold the premillennialwith the Day of the Lord.
view. But, as I have said, the postmillennialists of theIs Western Civilization about to officially end? Are we
bibliography, who are also uniformly conservative forand our descendants to become almost exclusively
the most part, place much less emphasis on thisconcerned with physical survival, staying alive? Don't
aspect.go outside to watch the skies for the Advent. Merely
I am also in agreement with the premillennialists withstay tuned to your TV set and start paying more
respect to the Rapture. Historically, for eighteenattention. Have I seen one too many science fiction
centuries the Rapture was taken as essentiallymovies? Or is the show you never expected to see
simultaneous with the Advent. This is detailed by,ABOUT TO BEGIN?! APPENDIX
among others, MacPherson in THE GREAT RAPTUREBrief excerpts from Margaret MacDonald's 1830
HOAX and Kimball in THE RAPTURE: A QUESTIONSecret Rapture prophecy:
OF TIMING. MacPherson demonstrates that theIt was first the awful state of the land that was
nineteenth century so-called Scotch seer Margaretpressed upon me. I saw the blindness and infatuation
MacDonald in 1830 introduced the pretribulationalof the people to be very great. I felt the cry of
Rapture - a temporal separation of a Secret RaptureLiberty to be just the hiss of the serpent to drown
from the Second Coming. This introduction was athem in perdition. It was just 'no God', ----
theological novelty or innovation. MacPherson tracesI saw the people of God in an awfully dangerous
the concept from its introduction through thesituation, surrounded by nets and entanglements,
nineteenth century figures Darby and Scofield to theabout to be tried, and many about to be deceived
mainstream electronic evangelists of today. I haveand fall. Now will THE WICKED be revealed, with all
said that I accept the multiple-Rapture view, which ispower and signs and lying wonders, so that if it were
a variation of the pretribulational Rapture. I agree,possible the very elect will be deceived.
based on the work of my sources, that this viewPARTIAL BIBLIOGRAPHY
had its origins only in the nineteenth century. I willChapter One.
indicate why I hold that view in the last part ofThe following titles are examples of conservative
Chapter Three.postmillennial and amillennial views as opposed to the
I should note that because I take a preteriststandard premillennial view.
perspective, I place less emphasis on seeing theBray, John L., THE MILLENNIUM - THE BIG
events that occurred with the First ResurrectionQUESTION?
exactly duplicated on Judgment Day. For example,Chilton, David, PARADISE RESTORED: A BIBLICAL
Nero was clearly the Antichrist for A.D. 70, but ITHEOLOGY OF DOMINION.
don't necessarily expect to see a new Antichrist priorBrunner, Constantin, OUR CHRIST: THE REVOLT OF
to the Second Coming. If forced to, one could selectTHE MYSTICAL GENIUS (1921 - published 1990).
from many twentieth century candidates for thisJames, Timothy A. THE MESSIAH'S RETURN:
post. Similarly, I don't expect to see the comingDELAYED? FULFILLED? OR DOUBLE-FULFILLMENT?
events occurring at the actual Jerusalem this time. IJones, R Bradley, THE GREAT TRIBULATON.
predict in Chapter Four they will more likely begin inKik, J. Marcellus, AN ESCHATOLOGY OF VICTORY.
one of the advanced Western nations.Kimball, William R., THE RAPTURE: A QUESTION OF
Beginning with the next chapter, I will be usingTIMING.
apparently incongruous sources, such as left wingKing, Max, THE SPIRIT OF PROPHECY.
sources from the sixties. I will delve into films and theLewis, Arthur H., THE DARK SIDE OF THE
media in general. These sources I will bring up areMILLENNIUM.
relevant to the issues of this chapter. So far I haveLogston, Robert, THE END-TIMES BLOODBATH.
outlined a plausible but not mainstream view ofMacPherson, Dave, THE GREAT RAPTURE HOAX.
Christian eschatology. From this point forward, asRobinson, John A. T., REDATING THE NEW
promised, expect the view presented to be 'weird'.TESTAMENT.
CHAPTER TWOJ. Stuart, THE PAROUSIA (1887).
A FIRST LOOK AT NORMAN O. BROWNStevens, Ed, WHAT HAPPENED IN 70 A.D.
It is a taleTerry, Milton, BIBLICAL HERMENEUTICS.
Told by an idiot, full of sound and furyChapters Two-Four.
Signifying nothing.Brown, Noman O., CLOSING TIME (1973).
-Shakespeare______________, LOVE'S BODY (1966).
There is a good possibility you have never heard ofCampbell, Joseph and Robinson, H., A SKELETON KEY
Norman O. Brown or come across any of his writings.TO FINNEGANS WAKE (1944). Gutkind, Eric, THE
His books are now a generation old and partly out ofBODY OF GOD: FIRST STEPS TOWARD AN
print. Perhaps certain of the issues he raised haveANTI-THEOLOGY (1966-Horizon Press).
become moot with the passage of time.Harrington, M. THE POLITICS AT GOD'S FUNERAL:
I think when his books originally came out Brown wasTHE SPIRITUAL CRISIS OF WESTERN
taken as merely a sexual radical. I say merely here inCIVILIZATION (1983)
the sense that Brown would not be under discussionHyde, Lewis, TRICKSTER MAKES THIS WORLD
if I felt that was solely what he was about. A(1988).
superficial reading of his cryptic, aphoristic styleJoyce, James, FINNEGANS WAKE (1939).
indeed does give this impression. However, the actualReich, Wilhelm, THE MURDER OF CHRIST: THE
subject of two of his books, LOVE'S BODY (1966)EMOTIONAL PLAGUE OF MANKIND (1966). Robinson,
and CLOSING TIME (1973) was religion. Of the twoPaul A., THE FREUDIAN LEFT: WILHELM REICH,
books, CLOSING TIME is currently out of print butGEZA ROHEIM, HERBERT MARCUSE (1969). Roheim,
necessary for a complete picture. With these twoGeza, MAGIC AND SCHIZOPHRENIA (1955).
books Brown actually solved the mysteries of religion.____________, ANIMISM, MAGIC AND THE
Am I here claiming that if you comprehend theseDIVINE KING (1930). Sontag, Susan, "The imagination
books you will have all your questions answered onof disaster." AGAINST INTERPRETATION AND
religion? Yes, that is indeed what I am claiming. BrownOTHER ESSAYS (1966). Tausk, Victor, "On the origin
did get all the way to the inner sanctum. If you areof the 'Influencing Machine' in schizophrenia" (1933).
able to solve Brown's puzzles, you will simultaneouslyTindall, W., A READER'S GUIDE TO FINNEGANS
solve the mysteries of religion. I say this fully awareWAKE (1969).
that Brown's erudition makes this a monumental task.Verene, D., KNOWLEDGE OF THINGS HUMAN AND
If I have piqued your curiosity, and you decide toDIVINE: VICO'S NEW SCIENCE AND FINNEGANS
take a look at Brown, the best procedure might beWAKE (2003).
to look at some other sources as a preliminary. It's allFILM LIST BY DATE (PRIMARILY SCIENCE FICTION)
there in Brown in plain English, you understand, butA partial list of relevant and valuable film titles. No
you may have more success by circling in from thestudios are given. Especially significant films are
periphery. One good out of print source from thepreceeded by an *
same time period is Eric Gutkind's THE BODY OF*EVAN ALMIGHTY (2007) (sequel to BRUCE
GOD: FIRST STEPS TOWARD AN ANTI-THEOLOGY.ALMIGHTY. God commands Evan to build an Ark)
This book is also written in an aphoristic style.THE INVISIBLE (2007) AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
Comparing the title of this book with LOVE'S BODY(1996) CLICK (2006)
will give you a clue to start you on the road toSTRANGER THAN FICTION (2006)
solving Brown. Looking from the philosophical side,BEWITCHED (2005)
Michael Harrington's THE POLITICS AT GOD'SCHICKEN LITTLE (2005) ('The sky is falling!)
FUNERAL astutely asks all the right questions. The*CONSTANTINE (2005)
best book ever written on Jesus is ConstantinV FOR VENDETTA (2005) THE DAY AFTER
Brunner's OUR CHRIST: THE REVOLT OF THETOMORROW (2004)
MYSTICAL GENIUS (1921). Here's an interestingELLA ENCHANTED (2004)
sentence from the book: "There he hung, theFAHRENHEIT 9/11 (2004)
blasphemer of God and slander of the most nobleTHE FINAL CUT (2004) (madman must die to save
men, the poor malicious fool, the incorrigble wretch,others)
the whoreson and whore monger, the swindler, theTHE FORGOTTEN (2004)
liar, the secucer." The so-called radical Freudians, inTHE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA (2004)
general, such as Marcuse, Reich and Roheim inTHE MACHINIST (2004)
addition to Brown, are pertinent.THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST (2004)
There isn't space for an exegesis of Brown. Instead*SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMMOROW
I'll outline a central idea - the importance of the Primal(2004)
Scene. For the uninitiated, the Primal Scene is whatWHAT THE #$*! DO WE KNOW!? (2004)
Dad and Mom did in the bedroom. Now even Freud's*BRUCE ALMIGHTY (2003) ('Armageddon outta
disciples had difficulty seeing the significance of thehere!')
Oedipal Primal Scene and repeatedly attempted to*NORTHFORK (2003) (has an Ark,a Flood and
revise their master. Perhaps the best way to get anrecording angels)
inking of its significance is to set up a confrontationSPIDER (2003) (madman)
between the Joker (the little 'castrated' clownCLOCKSTOPPERS (2002) (mass psychosis)
portrayed by Brown) and you. Put yourself in theDON'T SAY A WORD (2002)
following scene as a male:FINAL (2002)
You are standing on the outskirts of the big, modernFRAILTY (2002)
city where you live as the Joker approaches.HEARTS IN ATLANTIS (2002)
The Joker begins, "You know, stranger, I've beenTHE IMPOSTER (2002)
doing a lot of traveling lately and have seen severalK-PAX (2002)
cities, including this one. I must say I don't like whatLILO AND STITCH (2002)
I've been seeing at all. In every town the residentsNO SUCH THING (2002)
use elaborate locks on their doors and seen to beTHE RING (2002)
afraid to get outside on their own sidewalks at night.SIGNS (2002)
One minute they use each other's bodies as pleasureZOOLANDER (2002)
objects, and the next they sue each other at theA BEAUTIFUL MIND (2001)
slightest provocation. I see noise, confusion, mayhemCHICKEN RUN (2000)
and worse at each turn. I can't think of a thing thatEND OF DAYS (1999)
happened in Sodom that hasn't happened here manyGLADIATOR (1998)
times over. Tell me, when you first came here wasTHE MATRIX (1998)
the city the same as it is now?"*THE SIXTH SENSE (1998)
You reply, "More or less it was, indeed."WHAT DREAMS MAY COME (1998)
The Joker says, "This town is a hard place to try toMEN IN BLACK (1997)
make a living in. Life is so hectic, there is such aINDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)
constant rush and din, that I sometimes believe I'mMARS ATTACKS! (1996)
really caught in a nightmare and will wake up at any*PLEASANTVILLE (1996)
moment. This is no place to try to start a family orFORREST GUMP (1994)
to raise a child. There's no place for the kids to play*STARGATE (1994)
here. You know, although I've had plenty ofDROP DEAD FRED (1991) THE RAPTURE (1991)
opportunities to unzip my pants and pull out my gunTHE FISHER KING (1990)
here, I just haven't felt right about it and so farTHE HANDMAIDS TALE (1990)
decided to keep my pants zipped up. But I see byLOOSE CANNONS (1990)
the ring on your finger that the situation hereSPACED INVADERS (1990)
apparently didn't deter you. You had the sameEARTH GIRLS ARE EASY (1988)
opportunity, after all, to look around and see whatBEETLEJUICE (1988)
was going on. But I see that no matter what youBIG (1988)
saw, you weren't about to stay away. You had toRAINMAN (1988)
have it. I admit that I am only a Fool. But I ask you -THEY LIVE (1988)
who's the better man?"*WINGS OF DESIRE (1988) (angels)
You: (Speechless).FIELD OF DREAMS (1987)
The Joker resumes, " Because I care about the evil I*MAKING MR. RIGHT (1987)
see and you don't particularly care, you end up with aPRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)
child to carry on your line, and I don't. I ask you,REAL MEN (1987)
which man has the greater love?"THE BOY WHO COULD FLY (1986)
You finally speak, "Before I punch you out, do youFLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR (1986)
have anything more to say? - Any last words?"RIDERS OF THE STORM (1986)
The Joker ignores this and pauses a moment to scanBETTER OFF DEAD (1985)
the distant skyline. He then points a finger at theCREATOR (1985)
tallest skyscraper, rising in the mists - a source ofLIFEFORCE (1985)
civic pride known to all residents (and an indisputable*LEGEND (1985)
phallic symbol). The Joker turns and asks, "How? -MORONS FROM OUTER SPACE (1985)
that building there - Tell me how that modern TowerMASS APPEAL (1985)
of Babel was constructed? No, let me answer theMY SCIENCE PROJECT (1985)
question. It was constructed by men who at someTHE PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO (1985)
time or other unzipped their pants. Not that a singleREANIMATOR (1985)
one of them was ever forced to you understand. ItREAL GENIUS (1985)
is after all a voluntary act. Now I ask you to considerSTARMAN (1985)
for a moment with me what would have happened ifWEIRD SCIENCE (1985)
not one of these same men had ever unzipped theirBROTHER FROM ANOTHER PLANET (1984)
pants at all - not even one single time. How much ofTHE DEAD ZONE (1984)
what you see around here now would still be here? I'llDREAMSCAPE (1984)
answer - not a bit of it would here, including theGHOSTBUSTERS (1984)
building I just pointed to. I've been wondering theseTHE LAST STARFIGHTER (1984)
days why we put up with the perpetual nightmaresTHE LONELY GUY (1984)
here that we go through to get these massiveTHE NATURAL (1984)
monuments constructed. If we could just get all theNIGHT OF THE COMET (1984)
women under control, we could sit around all day andRED DAWN (1984)
drink beer and play cards."REVENGE OF THE NERDS (1984)
You reply, "Leave it to a shiftless ne'er-do-well to --"SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES (1984)
The Joker interrupts, "What we really need here is aTERMINATOR (1984)
King - the absolute biggest Fool we can find with theTESTAMENT (1984)
largest member. I think you may agree that I am the*ZELIG (1984)
perfect candidate for this job, as I'm absolutely noKRULL (1983)
good for anything else."THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS (1983)
The pair glare at each other, ready to fight.VIDEODROME (1983)
Let me make the important point about this tale that*ROCK AND RULE (1982)
the 'you" of the dialogue could just as well be theTHE SENDER (1982)
Joker's father as anyone else - not a single line of theESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981)
preceding would need to be changed. (In the originalSCANNERS (1981)
tale of Oedipus meeting his father at the crossroads,*THE LATHE OF HEAVEN (1980-PBS)
the pair had been separated and there was a disguiseALIEN (1979)
and neither seemed to recognize the other, at least*BEING THERE (1979)
consciously.) If the 'you' of the narrative were indeedCAPRICORN ONE (1979)
the Joker's father, the Joker would then literally be aTHE LAST WAVE (1979)
son of a gun. This would also make the Joker on his*SIMON (1979)
mother's side literally an S.O.B.HOLOCAUST 2000 (1978)
In the dialogue that took place at the Temptation ofSTAR WARS (1977)
Christ (Matt. 4:1-11, Mk. 2:13, Luke 4:1-13), JesusCARRIE (1976)
rejected Satan's offer of the kingdoms of this world.THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH (1976)
Brown says we are indeed in Satan's kingdom, i.e.,THE OMEN (1976)
Hell, especially in the big cities. Jesus will one dayA BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)
accept dominion over the earthly kingdoms, but only*THE DEVIL'S RAIN (1975)
on Judgment Day when His enemies have beenTHE STEPFORD WIVES (1975)
made into footstools. When He does return, He willWIZARDS (1975)
bring the keys to Hell and to Death. This implies thatFLESH GORDON (1974-X)
a massive restructuring of present urban life - ourYOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974)
man-made Hell - will begin at this point.THE EXORCIST (1973)
To change the subject, if you have an interest inTHE HOLY MOUNTAIN (1973)
James Joyce, you should examine the excerptsHIGH PLAINS DRIFTER (1973)
Brown has collected in CLOSING TIME. Joyce eitherJESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR (1973)
imitates (or himself actually is) the insane. The WAKESOYLENT GREEN (1973)
is from start to finish nothing but the gibberings of aTHE SPOOK WHO SAT BESIDE THE DOOR (1973)
madman. FINNEGANS WAKE is a textual RorschachTHE WICKER MAN (1973)
test, by which I mean that in its voluminous pages,WESTWORLD (1973)
any phrase you are looking for before you open theZARDOZ (1973)
book can likely be found. But all the excerpts BrownA CLOCKWORK ORANGE (1971)
has assembled taken together conclusivelyFOOLS' PARADE (1971)
demonstrate that Joyce 'cracked' religion, i.e., that allTHE LAST PICTURE SHOW (1971)
the answers were set down in the WAKE. In otherTHE OMEGA MAN (1971)
words, Brown demonstrates that Joyce earlier*THE RULING CLASS (1971)
pioneered the same trail in that Brown found. I don'tTHEY MIGHT BE GIANTS (1971)
want to go beyond fair use and start quoting text,WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
so I'll stop.(1971)
CHAPTER THREECAPTAIN NEMO AND THE UNDERWATER CITY
THE MEDIA MESSIAH: LOOKING FOR JESUS ON TV(1970)
Let me start with a lengthy list:*THE MAGIC CHRISTIAN (1970)
PURPLE RAIN COLORED RAIN GREEN RAIN FAIRYTHIS STUFF'LL KILL YA! (1970)
RAIN INVISIBLE RAIN BLOWING THE WINDTHE RAIN PEOPLE (1969)
REAPING THE WHIRLWIND IDIOT WIND WEATHERCHARLY (1968)
WAR REICHIAN ORGONE RADAR LOVE THE CALLMARS NEEDS WOMEN (1968)
LONDON CALLING THE BIG BROADCAST WEIRDNIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)
RADIO PLANET WAVES BLOWING THE HORNPLANET OF THE APES (1968)
SOUNDING THE TRUMPET MIND WAR FAIRY GOLDTHE POWER (1968)
FAIRY BLIGHT FAIRY BASEBALL FAIRY BOWLINGFAHRENHEIT 451 (1967)
WALLS TUMBLING DOWN BALLOON GOES UP THETHE FLIM FLAM MAN (1967)
LONG GOODBYE THE BIG SHOOTOUT THE LASTDR. GOLDFOOT AND THE GIRL BOMBS (1966)
ROUNDUP DROPPING THE VIALS THE POWER ANDKING OF HEARTS (1966)
THE GLORY FIRE AND BRIMSTONE THE FLOODDR. GOLDFOOT AND THE BIKINI MACHINE (1965)
TWINKLING OF AN EYE THE RAPTURE THEA THOUSAND CLOWNS (1965)
SECRET RAPTURE MARCHING MORONS DROPPING*CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED (1964)
THE BIG ONE THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILLDR. STRANGELOVE: OR, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP
THE MACHINE STOPS THE FINAL SOLUTION THEWORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB (1964)
ELEPHANT BURIAL GROUNDS THE ROAD TOTHE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964)
HOLOCAUST TIMEBOMB TICKING OVER SODOMSEVEN DAYS IN MAY (1964)
LAYING THE DEVIL DOWN RADIO SILENCE LIGHTSTHE GREAT ESCAPE (1963)
OUT SHUTTING IT DOWN TURNING IT OFFLORD OF THE FLIES (1963)
PULLING THE PLUG PUNCHING THE DELETETHE NUTTY PROFESSOR (1963)
BUTTON THE SCREEN GOES DARK CLOSING TIMETHE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE (1962)
JUDGMENT DAY SIGNING OFF NIGHTFALL THE BIGTHE MUSIC MAN (1962)
SLEEPREPTILICUS (1962)
"Whom the gods would destroy, they first driveWHISTLE DOWN THE WIND (1962)
mad" I'll ask some questions about this list to clarify it.ATLANTIS, THE LOST CONTINENT (1961)
At first sight, looking over this by no meansMASTER OF THE WORLD (1961)
exhaustive list, it appears we need to get out ourON THE BEACH (1960)
umbrellas (or perhaps a degree in meteorology). ThePSYCHO (1960)
first question to ask is: How many of these phrases*VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED (1960)
have you ever come across before? Try to thinkTHE WORLD, THE FLESH AND THE DEVIL (1959)
where, if anywhere, any of these phrases can beATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT WOMAN (1958)
found. After thinking it over, you might decide that*THE BRAIN FROM PLANET AROUS (1958)
some show up in literature, some may be from theHOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1958)
Bible, but many of them come from the media.I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE
The next question about the list would be: by(1958)
grouping all these phrases together as I did, did I thusTHE MAGICIAN (1958)
intend to imply that each phrase is identical orNOT OF THIS EARTH (1957)
synonymous with each other phrase in the list? No,THE COURT JESTER (1956)
they are interchangeable in only a few cases, butFORBIDDEN PLANET (1956)
they are interrelated. What then do the phrases haveGIANT (1956)
in common? My answer is that all bear a directGODZILLA (1956)
relationship to a single phrase:INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956)
MASS PSYCHOSISTHIS ISLAND EARTH (1955)
This particular phrase, Mass Psychosis, you areGOG (1954)
probably less likely to have come across. MassINVADERS FROM MARS (1954)
Psychosis is the actual meaning of the FundamentalistIT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE (1953)
doctrine of the Secret Rapture.THE LOST PLANET (1953)
Now I'm sure if one had the opportunity to interview*MEET MR. LUCIFER (1953)
rock star Prince and ask him what he meant byTHE WAR OF THE WORLDS (1953)
Purple Rain that he would not immediately reply, "aMY SON JOHN (1952)
codeword for mass psychosis." Similarly, Bob DylanRADAR MEN FROM THE MOON (1952)
wouldn't be inclined to say, "When I sang about IdiotRED PLANET MARS (1952)
Wind, I meant mass psychosis." I would insteadZOMBIES OF THE STRATOSPHERE (1952)
expect convoluted explanations involving literaryCAPTAIN VIDEO, MASTER OF THE
metaphors, etc., if I received any reply at all.STRATOSPHERE (1951)
Incidentally, I mentioned Prince deliberately since*THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (1951)
there was controversy about his 'explicit ' lyrics whenTHE MAN FROM PLANET X (1951)
his songs came out. I note that his critics had nothingWHEN WORLDS COLLIDE (1951)
at all to say about the other dimension of his songs ID.O.A. (1950)
am pointing to here - Judgment Day by 1999, etc.*THE NEXT VOICE YOU HEAR (1950)
Here I want to stop discussion of the list and returnROCKETSHIP X-M (1950)
at the end of this chapter with more comments. LetTHE INSPECTOR GENERAL (1949)
me briefly return to the general topic of the media.KING OF THE ROCKETMEN (1949)
By media I mean all the conduits by which paidTHE THIRD MAN (1949)
entertainment reaches us - film, radio, television, etc.NIGHTMARE ALLEY (1947)
Because television has such a voracious appetite, ITHE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE (1947)
will be using the term media and TV more or lessTHE PURPLE MONSTER STRIKES (1945)
interchangeably. Think of how TV, in order to fill eachCOBRA WOMAN (1944)
and every hour, gobbles up the output of the otherTHE LODGER (1944)
media, from films to stage plays to even rock musicNONE BUT THE LONELY HEART (1944)
in the form of music videos. Some of us are loggingI WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE (1943)
in nearly a third of our lives glued to out sets theseDON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY (1942)
days. As a baby boomer, I teethed on TV and tookI MARRIED A WITCH (1942) THE DEVIL
its pervasive influence for granted. But, after decadesCOMMANDS (1941)
of exposure we have now had, I feel it is time weTHE MALTESE FALCON (1941)
should begin a serious examination of the media. Its*FLASH GORDON CONQUERS THE UNIVERSE (1940)
influence is probably considerably greater than literaryBUCK ROGERS (1939)
sources today.DAREDEVILS OF THE RED CIRCLE (1939)
Already by the sixties we had the McLuhanesqueTHE PHANTOM CREEPS (1939)
dictum that the medium is the message. This idea is*THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939)
that the content is not particularly important, butFIGHTING DEVIL DOGS (1938)
rather the existence and ubiquitousness of theFLASH GORDON'S TRIP TO MARS (1937)
medium itself is the most significant fact.THE MAN WHO COULD WORK MIRACLES (1937)
Let me look at media criticism in terms of increasingTIM TYLER'S LUCK (1937)
level of profundity. At the lowest, most abysmalTOPPER (1937)
level, the media are seen as providing harmlessTHE DEVIL DOLL (1936)
entertainment. But the billions of dollars we dump intoFLASH GORDON (1936)
the media demonstrate that much more is going on.THE INVISIBLE RAY (1936)
Slightly better is the extreme right wing evangelicalTHINGS TO COME (1936)
view that TV and films are the devil's picture bookUNDERSEA KINGDOM (1936)
and rock music is the devil's music. This approach hasTHE LOST CITY (1935)
the virtue of being factually correct, but has fallen onMURDER BY TELEVISION (1935)
increasingly hard times as all but the diehards have*THE PHANTOM EMPIRE (1935)
capitulated and joined in the media cacophonyGABRIEL OVER THE WHITE HOUSE (1933)
themselves. Massive blocks of radio broadcast timeTHE INVISIVIBLE MAN (1933)
and entire cable networks are devoted to sellingKING KONG (1933)
Jesus sandwiched in between the ads for soap andFRANKENSTEIN (1932)
used cars.ISLAND OF LOST SOULS (1932)
Slightly more discriminating is the idea that TV is aM (1931)
boob tube and rock music is subversive trash, andBLUE ANGEL (1930)
exposure to one or both may permanently warpMETROPOLIS (1926)
your brain. Is the ultimate objective to produce aTHE LAST LAUGH (1924)
race of mindless, godless, zombie giants (the return*THE CRAZY RAY (aka PARIS QUI DORT) (1923-Fr.)
of the "men of renown" of Genesis as described byTHE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI (1919)
Brown in CLOSING TIME)?FILM LIST
What indeed keeps us mesmerized by the flickeringALIEN (1979)
images hour after hour? Why are so many of usATLANTIS, THE LOST CONTINENT (1961)
couch potatoes - practically frozen into stoneATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT WOMAN (1958)
statues? What are we really watching? The answerA BEAUTIFUL MIND (2001)
from Norman O. Brown is that we are seeing theBEETLEJUICE (1988)
Oedipal Primal Scene reenacted night after night inBEING THERE (1979)
endless repetition with slight variations. You object, "IBETTER OFF DEAD (1985)
beg your pardon. I watched a game show followedBEWITCHED (2005)
by a situation comedy last night." What we are reallyBIG (1988)
doing here is paying performers to put on the onlyBLUE ANGEL (1930)
show we want to see.A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)
Finally, at the highest level of criticism, we alsoTHE BOY WHO COULD FLY (1986)
simultaneously get the final verdict on the media. WeTHE BRAIN FROM PLANET AROUS (1958)
are watching Jesus get crucified night after night inBROTHER FROM ANOTHER PLANET (1984)
excruciating detail, although we may not beBRUCE ALMIGHTY (2003)
consciously aware of it. After decades of this, I thinkTHE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI (1919)
it is likely to catch up with us some day. In otherCAPRICORN ONE (1979)
words, the lurid violence and evil we see depicted inCAPTAIN NEMO AND THE UNDERWATER CITY
the media may eventually come to us in real life.(1970)
In spite of the blanket condemnation of the lastCARRIE (1976)
paragraph, I'm going to turn around and list someCHARLY (1968)
movies. Ideally you should stay away. But the payoffCHICKEN LITTLE (2005)
is going to come to us all, whether or not weCHICKEN RUN (2000)
individually may or may not have watched. In theCHILDREN OF THE DAMNED (1964)
meantime, perhaps we can use the opportunity toCLICK (2006)
study both the overt and the subtle techniques beingCLOCKSTOPPERS (2002)
employed.A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (1971)
The primary genre to keep an eye on is scienceCOBRA WOMAN (1944)
fiction. As Susan Sontag said in the sixties, this is theCONSTANTINE (2005)
genre of apocalypse and mass destruction. Typically,THE COURT JESTER (1956)
as in the prototype FRANKENSTEIN (1932), a manTHE CRAZY RAY (aka PARIS QUI DORT) (1923-Fr.)
attempts to appropriate the prerogatives of GodCREATOR (1985)
(technically blasphemy) and reaps madness andTHE DAY AFTER TOMORROW (2004)
disaster. These are rigidly moral parables whereTHE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (1951)
retribution is swift and sure.THE DEAD ZONE (1984)
Look, for example, at Rene Clair's THE CRAZY RAYTHE DEVIL COMMANDS (1941)
(1923) from the infancy of the industry. TheTHE DEVIL DOLL (1936)
elements that were to become cliches with decadesTHE DEVIL'S RAIN (1975)
of continuous repetition were already present. A madD.O.A. (1950)
scientist invents a ray machine he constructs insideDON'T SAY A WORD (2002)
the Eiffel Tower that turns the inhabitants of ParisDROP DEAD FRED (1991) DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE
into stone statues. An aircraft initially out of range ofBIKINI MACHINE (1965)
the ray lands, and the passengers are astonishedDR. GOLDFOOT AND THE GIRL BOMBS (1966)
when they disembark. One worthwhile principle ofDR. STRANGELOVE: OR, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP
criticism is to pay particular attention to the messageWORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB (1964)
of film titles. In this example, the title might bring toDREAMSCAPE (1984)
mind such questions as: "did the title mean theEARTH GIRLS ARE EASY (1988)
inventor was crazy? Or did the ray have crazyELLA ENCHANTED (2004)
effects? Or did the ray drive people crazy, implyingEND OF DAYS (1999)
that to turn people to stone is to drive them mad?"ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981)
A quite similar theme is presented in THE VILLAGEEVAN ALMIGHTY (2007)
OF THE DAMNED (1960) and its sequel THETHE EXORCIST (1973)
CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED (1964) (what questionsFAHRENHEIT 451 (1967)
do these titles bring to mind?). This time a mysteriousFAHRENHEIT 9/11 (2004)
influence seals off an entire village, the perpetratorsFIELD OF DREAMS (1987)
in this case being invading aliens. Here, as in THEFINAL (2002)
CRAZY RAY, a geographic area is temporarilyTHE FINAL CUT (2004)
circumscribed. The females are impregnated by theTHE FISHER KING (1990)
aliens and subsequently bear children with glowingFLESH GORDON (1974-X)
eyes and mysterious powers. This aspect of the filmFLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR (1986)
echoes the tale in the Book of Enoch of the fallenTHE FLIM FLAM MAN (1967)
angels who descended to earth to mate with theFOOLS' PARADE (1971)
women and to teach forbidden arts.FORBIDDEN PLANET (1956)
Let me quickly note a few relevant characteristics ofTHE FORGOTTEN (2004)
paranoid schizophrenia as described by, for example,FORREST GUMP (1994)
Norman O. Brown, Geza Roheim or Victor Tausk. TheFRAILTY (2002)
patient believes evil entities such as aliens fromFRANKENSTEIN (1932)
another world are secretly conspiring to do him harm.GABRIEL OVER THE WHITE HOUSE (1933)
The patient may believe his enemies are employingGHOSTBUSTERS (1984)
physical equipment such as beam projectors againstGIANT (1956)
him. He is subject to seeing hallucinations or hearingGLADIATOR (1998)
voices attempting to guide his actions against his will.GODZILLA (1956)
In THE NEXT VOICE YOU HEAR (1950) normal radioGOG (1954)
broadcasts are interrupted for short periods eachTHE GREAT ESCAPE (1963)
night, and the cast seems to hear a message. ThisTHE HANDMAID'S TALE (1990)
message seems to be more or less the Sermon onHEARTS IN ATLANTIS (2002)
the Mount. Was this the voice of God? If not, whatHIGH PLAINS DRIFTER (1973)
was it?HOLOCAUST 2000 (1978)
Another frequent theme in science fiction is theTHE HOLY MOUNTAIN (1973)
nomination of candidate (false) messiahs. I say false,HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1958)
since we are merely watching actors playing aI MARRIED A WITCH (1942) I MARRIED A
fictional role. A real life prototype of these charactersMONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE (1958)
if found would not automatically thereby be aI WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE (1943)
messiah. An example is THE MAN FROM PLANET XTHE IMPOSTER (2002)
(1951), which has an alien who is trapped and needsAN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (2006) INDEPENDENCE
earthly assistance.DAY (1996)
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (1951) (noteTHE INSPECTOR GENERAL (1949)
the title) offers another false messiah. An alienINVADERS FROM MARS (1953)
descends in a saucer, takes on the interesting nameINVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956)
of Mr. Carpenter, is killed and resurrected three daysTHE INVISIBLE (2007) THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933)
later, etc. In the case of this film, the extensiveTHE INVISIBLE RAY (1936)
analogies were conscious on the part of some of theISLAND OF LOST SOULS (1932)
production people and were taken from the novel onIT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE (1953)
which the film is based.JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR (1973)
In the BRAIN FROM PLANET AROUS (1958) anKING KONG (1933)
alienpossesses a scientist, who then embarks on aKING OF HEARTS (1966)
mad quest to rule the world. It's my all time favoriteK-PAX (2002)
movie. He has the power to shoot airliners out of theKRULL (1983)
sky with his eyes while lauging maniacally. He causesTHE LAST LAUGH (1924)
megaton exposions with no visible weapons in hisTHE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964)
scheme for world domination. He's also a sex fiend.THE LAST PICTURE SHOW (1971)
Ingmar Bergman's THE MAGICIAN (1958) presents aTHE LAST STARFIGHTER (1984)
rather dyspeptic false messiah from a travelingTHE LAST WAVE (1979)
carnival show. The messiah of WHISTLE DOWN THETHE LATHE OF HEAVEN (1980-PBS)
WIND (1962) (note the title) is a fugitive mistakenLEGEND (1985)
for Jesus when discovered in their barn. WhenLIFEFORCE (1985)
apprehended and frisked, he stretches his arms toLILO AND STITCH (2002)
form a cross. THE FLIM FLAM MAN (1967) is a pettyTHE LODGER (1944)
con artist living by his wits. CHARLY (1968) isTHE LONELY GUY (1984)
mentally retarded until chemically transformed into aLOOSE CANNONS (1990)
supermind. In THE RULING CLASS (1971), theLORD OF THE FLIES (1963)
candidate is an apparent psychopath. THE OMEGATHE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA (2004)
MAN (1971), a remake of THE LAST MAN ONM (1931)
EARTH (1964), (note the titles) offers another ersatzTHE MACHINIST (2004)
messiah. In ZARDOZ (1973), the messiah figure is aTHE MAGIC CHRISTIAN (1970)
barbarian.THE MAGICIAN (1958)
SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROWMAKING MR. RIGHT (1987)
(2004) has as the villan a man in his grave namedTHE MALTESE FALCON (1941)
German Toden Kopf (Death's Head). He has arrangedTHE MAN FROM PLANET X (1951)
to have a new Noah's ark built. As so often, the villanTHE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS (1983)
is the secret hero, because here Sky Captain actuallyTHE MAN WHO COULD WORK MIRACLES (1937)
destroys the Ark! HOLOCAUST 2000 (1978) (noteTHE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH (1976)
the prediction in the title) presents the spectacle ofTHE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE (1962)
Kirk Douglas wildly running up and down the MiddleMARS ATTACKS (1996)
Eastern oilfields proclaiming the Ten Horns, etc. fromMARS NEEDS WOMEN (1968)
the Book of Revelation. The messiah of THE LASTMASS APPEAL (1985)
WAVE (1979) is an aboriginal witch doctor. In BEINGMASTER OF THE WORLD (1961)
THERE (1979), a simple-minded gardener who canTHE MATRIX (1998)
barely tie his bootlaces and happens to be named Mr.MEN IN BLACK (1997)
Gardiner impresses the President as a sage. At theMEET MR.
end of the film he walks on water since no one has