The Perfection of Al Gore

Al Gore isn’t perfect. Crucify him NOW! Noopportunities for those of us concerned about the
wait, don’t do that; all of you (notice Iwelfare of the planet and its inhabitants to gain some
didn’t say “us”) whomeaningful ground. The whole country is talking about
aren’t perfect would also have to be“going green” and, arguably, much of
crucified. Tragedy averted. Phew!the credit for this belongs to Al Gore. Now
It is a widely-shared sentiment amongst us vegansit’s up to us to show the masses how to
and vegetarians that Al Gore isn’t thereally go green.
environmentalist he and the media say he is. ItAmazingly, Al Gore actually accomplished one of the
angers us, and with some very good reason, that hehardest parts of our task. You see, in sales and
has become the icon of the environmentalmarketing (an area in which I am an expert) the
movement. Yes, even I wrote an article exposing Algreatest challenge is to make people want something.
Gore’s inconvenient truth … That heIt’s easy (and useless) to point to things that
hasn’t pointed to one of thewe should want, but to make people actually want it
environment’s biggest enemies –… ah, therein lies the most difficult task of all.
Meatism. As if pseudo-environmentalism isn’tAnd Al Gore did precisely that. We truth-seekers
bad enough, Al Gore then goes and wins the Nobelhave known all along the importance of
Peace Prize for his work on the environment. It is“going green” and we’ve gone
more salt into the wounds of us truth-seekers. Butblue-in-the-face telling people they should go green.
there is a true silver lining here to which we owe AlBut now, thanks to Al Gore, they actually want to go
Gore a huge debt of gratitude.green. The greatest hurdle has been overcome.
My fellow vegans, consider this: The guy whoLet’s give people what they want!
invented asphalt, for example, wasn’tLet’s show them how to really save the
scorned because he didn’t also develop autoplanet. (For a short primer on sales and marketing go
racing. One laid the groundwork (no pun intended) forto my website and click on “See Jeff In
the other. An oversimplification, perhaps, but theAction.”)
point is much the same.It is awesome that Al Gore won the Peace Prize. We
Clearly, there are a number of near-perfectowe him a congrats and thanks. Never before have
arguments for why Al Gore should have includedwe vegans had such a tremendous opportunity (or
Meatism on a short-list of what is destroying theneed) to save the world; and we really do owe much
planet. But for one reason or another, intentional orof it to Al Gore even though he isn’t perfect.
not, he didn’t. He isn’t perfect. NeitherBut remember, neither are you. Oh, and as for me, I
are you (notice I didn’t saymust confess that I used to be conceited.
“we”). But let me also tell you, in noFortunately, last week I overcame it, and now
uncertain terms, that he has laid the groundwork forI’m perfect.
all of us to go the next mile. He has created golden