Why Hybrid Car Drivers Need Thick Skin

Buying a hybrid car is more than a calculated decisionfind yourself in anything other than the "slow" lane.
to save fuel. It is a statement about "saving theAll bets are off when they let you use the carpool
planet".lane.
Even if the chances are pretty slim that hybrid3. You Just Won't Inch Forward Will You!
technology will actually make much difference, itEverybody else in the world knows that you must
gives hybrid owners the right to feel superior. After"inch" forward during stop and go traffic. How else
all, they care about the planet. And the rest of theare you going to keep up with the driver in front.
world obviously doesn't.Besides, if you leave more than about a 15' gap
But if you're one of those hybrid owners you'dbetween you and the guy ahead somebody's going
better be ready to lose some friends. Here's why...to jump into the gap and slow you down even more.
1. You're Driving Way Too SlowHybrid drivers have been told this "inching forward"
In theory at least, hybrid owners are the antithesisstuff is pointless and wastes fuel. And the way they
of those guys who just ache to get in that passingbuild hybrids these days they've got a point. When
lane and leave the rest of us behind. You know theyou take your foot off the brake pedal the
type...you're minding your own business coming outauto-stop turns off and the gasoline engine restarts
onto the expressway and the otherwise ordinary guy-- like one of those gasoline engine golf carts. And
in the vehicle behind you swings out and passes eventhere goes most of your gas savings. All those stops
before you've hit the highway.and starts just eat up the gas.
Hybrid owners seem to do just the opposite. You'veBut don't expect your mono-drive cousins to
known for years that driving slow saves fuel. Sounderstand. They've only got one thing in mind: to
you're likely to be driving under the speed limit ratherget wherever they're going just as fast as possible.
than over like the rest of the world.And everybody knows that racing up behind the guy
The fact that you're driving a hybrid just makes itin front is the only way to make that happen.
worse, since you know that all the potential savings4. Do you really think you should be drafting me like
are squandered if you try to go fast.that?
Especially when you're accelerating. That guy in theThe responsible hybrid owner will make use of every
high powered vehicle who pulls out and passes... theadvantage to save gas. And drafting larger vehicles is
thought of saving gas has never crossed his mind.one technique that the more aggressive will try.
But hydrid owners know better. For you it's a moralThat's where you pull right up behind a semi, a van,
duty to save fuel. The fate of the planet depends onor an SUV and try to stay in the pocket of air they
it. So there's no way you're going to try any of thatare pulling along behind them.
fast acceleration stuff.I remember doing this with an old '65 Beetle a few
2. What's with the Pulse and Glide Stuffyears back. We were travelling along the New York
You've been told that "pulse and glide" can make aThruway drafting semis. We were making great time
serious difference to your gas milage. That's whereand saving lots of gas... until we blew a rod.
you accelerate (conservatively) to the speed limit,Of course, sticking on someone?s bumper will not
and then let the car "glide" to 10 or more miles perendear you to too many of your fellow drivers. And
hour below the speed limit. Repeat this procedure.as I discovered, it's a bit dangerous too. You'll find
Repeat this procedure. Repeat this procedure...yourself going quite a bit faster than you otherwise
I once had a friend who drove like this. I thought hewould go. And whipping along in that back-draft does
was dozing off between pulses, but now I knownot do a lot for your stability.
differently. He was actually doing the environmentallyJust try to remember, when you're out there on the
responsible thing.highway trying to save the planet, the rest of the
My friend's driving habits aside, this practice is notworld could care less about your morally superiour
going to endear you to all the rest of the driversdriving habits. All they want to do is get where
who can't figure out why you keep slowing down.they're going as fast as they can.
It's probably smart to speed up just a little when you